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Eudora "Aunt Dot" Harrow

Advice Columnist — Ask Aunt Dot

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Writes from her front porch in Harrow Corners, Michigan, a town that appears on maps only when it wants something. Has outlived several husbands, one county fair that ran nine days longer than scheduled, and every excuse you were about to give her. Her fruitcake has been in continuous circulation since 1954 and always comes home for Christmas. She has been pushing 80 for as long as anyone's checked, and the checking is discouraged. Send your troubles to [email protected]; she answers the ones worth answering and salts her porch against the rest.